Funny WoW Story No. 4

I believe it was the first or second week since Ulduar was released, and we were clearing it on 10man. We had just killed XT and were heading up to head to the Iron Council. This being our first time past XT, we were a little fuzzy on the details…

Raid leader: “Hey guys, I think council’s up the stairs!”
*we go tromping up the stairs*
Kologarn: “OOOOOOBBBBBLLLLLIIIIVVVVVVVVVION!!!!”

We all died and it became a guild joke that obviously, council is up the stairs.

-Janet/Versintha (priest)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Funny WoW story No. 3

Jennifer brought us the following story and a bonus video!:

 

Back when Bastion of Twilight was the highest endgame content in Cataclysm, our raid roster included a hunter.  She was known for goofing up from time to time (the sort of “disengaged off high area, messed up her misdirect” level of goofing up).

One evening in BoT, we had just walked in the door.  This particular time our hunter ran up the stairs, where those two groups of 4-5 mobs each patrolled back and forth, and trapped immediately (while almost getting killed by a channeling eyeball).

…however, she managed to pull BOTH patrolling groups.  Cue mass panic and scrambling for the door, much swearing, and laughing as, prior to the trap going off, raid leader says “You’re lucky” in Vent because the eyeball hadn’t killed her.

Then…then came the wall of solid red.

It’s now a running joke that terrible pulls are lucky.

We even have a video of it (mild swearing, a couple of f-bombs are dropped).
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Funny WoW story No. 2

Back in TBC I was in a guild on Alonsus EU, horde side called Malice. Sadly due to losing a few members and the GM quitting the game it was decided the guild would disband. But the night before all the available members got together and decided to have a naked dance party on the roof of the Orgrimmar bank. People from other guilds joined in and then it was decided to take it to Shat’trath to see if we could get the allies to join in.

At the time the top guild was an ally guild with a Scarab Lord as a main tank. The guild had something of a rep of being very elitist and arrogant, especially this tank guy. But lo and behold they joined in with our dance party, though all still in their shiny epics. So we formed a plan. A few of us mounted up on our flying mounts and used emotes to get Mr Scarab Lord to follow us up as high as we could go. Then we dismissed our mounts. He did that too, expecting a mass suicide. Except we all had slow fall devices (the engineered parachutes, slow fall, levitate) and he went splat in all his shiny gear whilst we floated down to earth and danced round his corpse. To be honest maybe it was funnier when you were there… He took it very well though, even the repair bill.

Anyway, the guild disbanded the next day but we had a good last evening together. And the Scarab Lord? A few weeks later he took all the valuable stuff from the guild bank toon he controlled and transferred server. Oh, the drama.

– Dale

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Girls gone WoW show 44; Warlocks, the dodo’s of WoW

We are talking to our international guest Marie and she tells us all about WoW, children and WoW and how she’s a kittycat. Kung poo panda’s make an appearance and for some weird reason, Rob started yelling beefcake… Oh dear.

Show 44:

Welcome Marie

Interview time

  • Tell us about yourself
  • When and how did you start playing wow?
  • First chars, mains and alts?
  • Impressions of Blizzcon?
  • Mists of Pandaria; yay or nay? And why?
  • What do you think Blizzard will do with the female Pandaren?

How was our week in WoW?

New mount in game. What do we think?

Plug for our website: www.girlsgonewow.net. Join our alliance guild Immune to Psychology on Earthen Ring. www.Immunetopsychology.wordpress.org for our guild adventures.

Show 44: With a new expansion on the horizon do you stick with your main or do you feel it’s the perfect time to get a new class as your main??

Tweets and e-mails

We’ll have a little break for two weeks and will come back after our time off but won’t be recording every week until more wow-news comes out.

Where to find Marie: @Mbuhtz

We need guests!!! Send us an e-mail or a tweet if you want to be on our show! We’d love to get some of our old guests back too!

Website: www.girlsgonewow.net  there’s a shiny donate button. Get EJ her otter!  Plus new video project!

Twitter: @GGWshow and Please leave us reviews on Itunes!

Sil: @lumineus

EJ: Ejde

Rob: GGWRoboto

E-mail; girlsgonewowpodcast@gmail.com or sil@girlsgonewow.net

If you want a more general gaming podcast listen to the Obscurecast; Press start to continue on Itunes or on the website: obscurecast.com

New streaming project: twitch.tv/oronil

topic show 45? Professions – is there space for any more professions? And if not, how would you change the existing primary professions?

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Funny wow-stories from our listeners no. 1

As promised I will post all the stories we received from our lovely listeners. I’ll try to spread them out over the following two weeks. We’ll start off with the wonderful stories by Mica.

Story #1

Me and my 2 friends (Ric and Tor) are questing together.

After a first try, we are trying to figure out how the quest is working.

While we are thinking, my curiousness take over and I touch the object I wasn’t supposed too.
So I am suddenly surrounded with a color glow.

Ric seeing that tells me : “Run! Mica! Run!”

So here I run, head first. Ric and Tor by my side killing mobs to help me. Of course I agro all mobs on the way because I am not running straight.

After I while I say : “Ok! I am running! … But where do I go? I don’t know where to run!”

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Story #2

Me and my 2 friends (Ric and Tor) are newbie player questing in Tanaris. Two friends of Tor are proposing to run us in a dungeon.

They are level 80 players. We are exited and impressed because that is the first time me and Ric will go in a dungeon.

Here we are following the 2 level 80 on our horses and tigers mount. They are showing us the way to Zul’Farrak (we are going West).

Once we get there we pass the arch and stop. We are only 4 people. Ric is missing. He was following us 10 seconds before.

We ask : “Ric? Where are you?”

… no answer.

We ask again: “Ric? Where are you? Are you coming?”

Ric : “Go ahead. I will catch you up later.”

We say: “ No that’s fine, we will wait for you. Where are you?”

He still doesn’t answer the question. So I look on mini map and I see his dot moving in Un’Goro Crater.

So I ask : “What are you doing in Un’Goro Crater?”

He finally answered humiliated : “I was typing and not looking where I was going. So I have falled in Un’goro Crater.”

 

 

Story #3

(***A NPC in game talking to a outhouse. This guy really exist, he is in Honor hold outside the inn.)

 

A Honor Hold Defender is walking back and forth in front of the outhouse.

Honor Hold Defender: “OY! You in there, this is official Honor Hold business yer holdin’ up!”

… no answer

Honor Hold Defender: “What’s going on in there??? For the love of the LIGHT, Hurry it up!”

… no answer

Honor Hold Defender: “Do ya want me to call a medic? Maybe a priest? It’s been over an hour, mate!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Girls gone WoW show 43 Not Panda Porn!

In this episode we’re not joined by one, but two guests! We talk with Jess from the podcast Gkick about panda’s and JoAnn is back on our show and she brings a cute little pet from Blizzard’s pet store. Of course people had to enter her competition for a chance to win the pet. We got some very special e-mails on today’s show.

Welcome Jessica and JoAnn

Interview time

  • Tell us about yourself
  • When and how did you start playing wow?
  • First chars, mains and alts?
  • Impressions of Blizzcon?
  • Mists of Pandaria; yay or nay? And why?
  • What do you think Blizzard will do with the female Pandaren?

How was our week in WoW?

Plug for our website: www.girlsgonewow.net. Join our alliance guild Immune to Psychology on Earthen Ring. www.Immunetopsychology.wordpress.org for our guild adventures.

Show 43: We want your thoughts about the female pandaren. What do you want them to look like, what accessories, etc and what should they sound like….and what do you think they’ll look like in the end?

Big contest time!

Tweets and e-mails

Where to find Jess: @gkickhya for twitter,

www.gkick.net and  www.ntaguild.com

and JoAnn: @torhrment for twitter

Website: www.girlsgonewow.net  there’s a shiny donate button. Get EJ her otter!  Plus new video project!

Twitter: @GGWshow and Please leave us reviews on Itunes!

E-mail; girlsgonewowpodcast@gmail.com or sil@girlsgonewow.net

If you want a more general gaming podcast listen to the Obscurecast; Press start to continue on Itunes or on the website: obscurecast.com

New streaming project: twitch.tv/oronil

With a new expansion on the horizon do you stick with your main or do you feel it’s the perfect time to get a new class as your main?

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