It depends how I take this questions. Let’s start with class first. Now I’m not sneaky enough to be a rogue, nor brave like a warrior. I am not enough in love with nature to be a druid or a shaman, but I do love animals. When I look back at all the pets I used to own when I was younger (mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, ferrets, cats, dogs, turtles, fish, chinchilla’s) I think hunter would suit me best. I also seem to be more observant then most people. I can find my way in a town after only being there once (Yay, I’m a tracker!) and I know a lot about animals. I guess the hunter would fit me best here. Perhaps, the mage or warlock would be also suited. Some years ago I would say that those would fit me better. I wasn’t one for making my hands dirty. Now that I’m older I don’t mind so much. I imagine these classes being stuck with their noses in a book for a very long period during the day and that would suit me just fine.

Now we go to race. I am really boring when it comes to this but I fear that human would fit me best. I’m not regal like nightelfs, or quirkily funny like gnomes, not ‘cursed’ like the worgen with the whole woe-me (ok, I find them a bit emo) or sexy yet very religiously holy like the draenei. Just a plain old human. Physically I’m definitely a dwarf and before you ask I’m 5”3 and chunky.


I’d love to look like this;


But in reality I look a lot more like this;

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with female dwarves (just don’t get me started about why the boobs have to bounce like that). I think they’re quite fierce and curvy girls are sexy, but I just wish I was taller.